"What I admire most about Republicans is that they never run out of lies."
— Jonas Tomaz de Aquin (@JonasAquin) February 4, 2021
Oliver Markus Malloy
"Why do some people feel offended by the word shit, but not by the word poop? Because some little old lady at the FCC decided that
— Craytus Jones (aka Bob Johnson) (@craytusjones) February 12, 2019
good citizens don't use the word shit, and suddenly using a word like shit or f*ck becomes an act of civil disobedience."
Oliver Markus Malloy,
People like to buy things they don't need,
— JoAnn Francis (@JoAnnFrancis9) February 8, 2019
with money they don't have,
to impress people they don't like.
And then they wonder why they're not happy.
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Bad Choices Make Good Stories
"Our entire life we chase the wrong things because we think having more money and buying more stuff will make us more happy. But it doesn't. You know why a billionaire has 100 Ferraris? Because 99 weren't enough" ~ Oliver Markus Malloy, pic.twitter.com/LfjTVTbj3R
— Chuba Ugwu (@Chonsyy) May 26, 2019
“The coronavirus pandemic is a world-changing event, like 9/11. There was a world before Covid-19. And there will be a world after Covid-19. But it won't be the same.”
— Kiran Manral (@KiranManral) March 22, 2020
― Oliver Markus Malloy, What Fox News Doesn't Want You To Know
“Did you ever think one day you'd live through a global pandemic, with a doomsday virus, and the Joker is president?
— Faith (@FaithCampbellJ1) March 19, 2020
Sounds like a bad made-for-TV sci-fi movie.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert
‘The sad thing is, Trump's minions have no idea how dumb they sound when they repeat his lies as if they were true.’
— J. Dice 🎲 (@jdice03) January 20, 2020
― Oliver Markus Malloy#16241LIES and counting https://t.co/IVNwabibCb
No dictator ever destroyed democracy alone. Every dictator has brainwashed groupies. #TrumpRallyOmaha pic.twitter.com/ctIA57MBaZ
— #FBR Oliver Markus Malloy (@ommalloy) October 28, 2020
Signing off #TheResistance
— Rogue Wulf (@Wulfkat) July 19, 2019
“Hitler’s #Nazi mob didn’t think of themselves as the bad guys. They thought of themselves as the victims of evil foreigners. Just like Trump’s #MAGA mob.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy
"The strangest thing about fascism in America today is that American facists are so dumb, they don't even know they're fascists. They don't even know what the word fascism means." -Oliver Markus Malloy#resist
— Paul Saks (@paulsaksphd) June 18, 2018
Nowadays words like "Liberal" and "Muslim" are used by right-wing extremists in the same way as the word "Jew" was used by the right-wing extremists of Nazi Germany.
— Debbie (@Dangchick1) March 25, 2018
- Oliver Markus Malloy
Patriotism is a gateway drug to fascism. Tribalism is the gateway to racism~Oliver Markus Malloy pic.twitter.com/1v2naK6Vkn
— Jiggy Jiggy Papi🌸 (@babanla69) June 7, 2020
“Tribalism is the root of all wars.” -Oliver Markus Malloy
— Break Free (@ScrewedbyState) June 6, 2020
💯“If you like war, be a nationalist. If you like peace, be a citizen of the world.”
— So-Star (@SoStarMusic) July 31, 2019
― Oliver Markus Malloy#Quote #Share #Peace #SayNoToWar pic.twitter.com/ZyT4AuFbgW
“Traveling broadens your horizon. It makes you see the bigger picture.” ― Oliver Markus Malloy ✈️ #MondayMotivation #DreamTrips
— DreamTrips (@DreamTrips) February 18, 2019
Photo Cred: 📸 Svetlana Gerasimova
Location: 📍 Novosibirsk, Russia pic.twitter.com/89yALr2Z9Q
Trump is a 12-year-old little asshole stuck in the body of a 70-year-old dumbfuck. pic.twitter.com/L0btKawxnn
— #FBR Oliver Markus Malloy (@ommalloy) October 28, 2020
“The purpose of a democratic government is to protect the poor from the rich. The purpose of religion is to protect the rich from the poor.”
— 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡 (@essenviews) August 22, 2019
-Oliver Markus Malloy
“There's a big overlap between conspiracy theorists, racists, gun nuts, doomsday preppers, fans of the rapture and poor white Republicans. They all have one thing in common: They feel like the oppressed underdogs.” ― Oliver Markus Malloypic.twitter.com/4RAmf0gyqb
— BallsOut (@bjcreigh) July 29, 2020

"Nobody has ever killed themselves over a broken arm. But every day, thousands of people kill themselves because of a broken heart. Why? Because emotional pain hurts much worse than physical pain." ~ Oliver Markus Malloy.
— Sheeroh (@MissWaruinge_) October 23, 2020
“Daily mass killings are a uniquely American problem, because in America every halfwit can get his hands on a gun. You know what angry halfwits do in other countries? They throw potatoes.”
— Allan Johnson (@allanjohnsonmn1) November 14, 2019
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert
“The NRA brainwashes you into believing that you need to buy a bunch of guns, to protect yourself from all the people with guns.”
— Luna Lovegood✨💥✨ is Home and Voting Blue (@LunaLuvgood2020) May 31, 2019
Oliver Markus Malloy #VirginiaBeach https://t.co/8Si1WLkgS6
“The NRA kills more Americans than Muslim terrorists do”
— Diana Erkiletian (@derkiletian) May 5, 2018
~Oliver Markus Malloy pic.twitter.com/8s2w1qnPSD
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