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George jarrard's avatar

Well if god is pissed, he better by god get his fanny in gear and do some serious smiting pretty damned quick.

Cyd Peace's avatar

(Serious smiting 😂👍)

George jarrard's avatar

You bet your booties, Cyd. Damned serious.

millsbodil@gmail.com's avatar

Amen, brother! No time to waste

ElaineD's avatar

OMGod, love it!

I abso-fuck'n-lutely love it!

Oliver Markus Malloy's avatar

Thank you Elaine! I'm glad you like it! 🥰

Caryn's avatar

Yes! It’s great!

bryrube@gmail.com's avatar

hes not the only one

Robert Lichtenstein's avatar

So are we

Mloowho's avatar

That is one hawt Jesus!! 😉

Mary Lou's avatar

Yep

Donald Perone's avatar

Love the spaceship!

Robert Lichtenstein's avatar

So are we. Believers and Nonbelievers. Every fucking body?

Peri Craig's avatar

Of course, to quote Star Trek, "Why does God need a starship?" 😆

Char Santana's avatar

He doesn't. He just likes to travel that way 😆

Rick Basco's avatar

That was awesome lol!

Cool sci-fi premise too. Can you imagine if “God” was just the leader of a hyper-advanced, long-lived, alien race lol??

… that'd be awesome.

Oliver Markus Malloy's avatar

Thank you Rick! 🥰

I used to read these books from people like Erich von Däniken, who claim aliens visited Earth thousands of years ago, and ancient humans mistook the aliens for gods. That idea has stuck with me ever since.

I think a lot of the old legends fit perfectly. They sound like stories from people who don't understand technology, trying to explain in their own limited way what they saw when they encountered technologically advanced beings.

Imagine how primitive people in the Amazon forest would describe a plane, or someone talking to someone else on a cell phone.

Rick Basco's avatar

Exactly, like Arthur C. Clark said; "any sufficiently advance technology is indistinguishable from magic". With that in mind, ancient beliefs make a lot more sense.

Thanks again, and keep up the great work 👍 😀

Steve Doll's avatar

Oliver - I believe there was a primitive tribe in New Guinea that saw a plane passing overhead and proceeded to build an effigy of it and worshipped it.

Oliver Markus Malloy's avatar

Yeah, I think that happened in a few places. It's called a "cargo cult."

They see planes, think they're gods, build fake airports with fake wooden planes and then hope the god will land there and bring them goodies.

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Sher''s avatar

I am praying daily for the Mighty Smite...seriously.

Karen Hutchinson-Talaski's avatar

if I believed in a God, I would hope she/he would smite him pdq.

Cyd Peace's avatar

He/she hasn't, so….

pualani36's avatar

Give Him or Her time...

Karen Hutchinson-Talaski's avatar

😂😂😂

Cyd Peace's avatar

Folks like you help us to keep hope alive 💜

pualani36's avatar

Thanks Cyd, I don't often get feedback. Much appreciated!! 💖

Karen Hutchinson-Talaski's avatar

I still don't believe in a god.

pualani36's avatar

I dont believe in a god either. But I definitely believe in a Higher Power.

pualani36's avatar

That makes me sad.....I cannot look into the eyes of a new born baby, or a spring flower growing thru snow, or the breaking of a sunbeam breaking thru the blackest of skys during a Denver summer storm and not believe there is something out there greater than I.

Karen Hutchinson-Talaski's avatar

I sometimes wish I could believe but I have been an atheist for over 54 years. I love nature, flowers and babies, but I just cannot believe in a higher power. Thanks for sharing.

pualani36's avatar

That makes me sad.....I cannot look into the eyes of a new born baby, or a spring flower growing thru snow, or the breaking of a sunbeam breaking thru the blackest of skys during a Denver summer storm and not believe there is something out there greater than I.

Cyd Peace's avatar

There are lots of things greater than us. I'm just not convinced that any of them are in charge. 😁

David Duckworth's avatar

Absolutely Brilliant, love ❤️ it.

Oliver Markus Malloy's avatar

Thank you David! 🥰

Janet L D's avatar

Then why has God not answered our fervent prayers for an immediate end to the madness?

pualani36's avatar

I don't think it quite works like that unfortunately. I'm old and only went a little bit to churchy things when I was young but I think i remember something about God and Him “smiting” people that displeased him…. I cannot believe He has not brought out that old tool from His toolkit to use on the Orange One yet….lol

Judy's avatar

Dear Lord!!! You destroyed Canada 🇨🇦too! Our leader is good and has been making wonderful, positive decisions. ❤️🙏🏻

Mike's avatar

Boycott the USPS!!

pualani36's avatar

I must have missed something... why do we want to boycott USPS?? Don't we need them for the millions and millions of us that vote by mail?? Help me understand please. Thx

Pat's avatar

We all have had enough of trump bullshit. 💥