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Tracie's avatar

The worst thing you can say to a person who thinks he is an alpha-male is "Is it in yet?" Many times. Those avocados shrink to raisins with no results. Why can't all dictators be good looking like Gavin? I guess you have to be a good looking leader to NOT BE a dictator!

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Danita Hamilton's avatar

I know Gavin is Hot Stuff ❀️‍πŸ”₯

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Assemblywoman Debra Mazzarelli's avatar

That is funny! Perfect!

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Andrea's avatar

Oh my. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Sarah Reynolds's avatar

Let’s make the fool really unhappy. Hit him with his vanity! πŸ˜†

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James Reon Billington's avatar

We’ve all seen his little hands, just wondering if the real reason he is blocking the release of the Epstein Files is because witnesses describe his more private parts in small detail.

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Sarah Reynolds's avatar

πŸ˜†.

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James Kolka's avatar

He is a vainglorious and foolish person who has to be careful about what others think and say about him because he doesn’t like his own opinions about others

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L.D.Michaels's avatar

Trump had a professor also.

Trump's professor at Penn's prestigious Wharton School of Business and Finance, William T. Kelley, said: "Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had".

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Janet Edelstein's avatar

This is not the first time I’ve heard this. A friend of mine was his classmate at Wharton and he says that this is exactly what the professor said!!

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Anton's avatar

There's another layer of humor I don't think has been worked enough: Badasses don't go through life thinking about their badassery. Alphas don't go through life thinking about their alpha status. If you have to announce to people you have/are 'X', you probably don't. That the intrinsic humor appears not to register with the individuals involved just makes it even more funny. It seems like there should be some way to capitalize on this.

I love the Newsom surfing motif. You can picture Newsom surfing, and then holding a press conference from surfboard. You could expand on this by having Newsom, Obama, Cuomo, & Biden spending a day on Black's Beach and FaceTiming Trump to invite him to join them. I include Biden because he's older than Trump and ..... Does anyone remember those pics of him in his jeans?

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Rosanne Masone's avatar

I find that weak people are vengeful people, and I say that because I’ve seen it across all kinds of political, financial, and other statuses. The less intelligent you are, the weaker you are, the more likely you are to hate others because you’re so frustrated with yourself and your life. And Trump is a great example of that.

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Oliver Markus Malloy's avatar

Well said!

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Hilary Minor's avatar

Yes. That's why real Kings had a Court Jester by them all the time. The Court Jester was there to remind the King of his humanity and fallibility and was the only person in the Court who could mock the King and tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the naked truth to power without fear of consequences.

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Laurie T Miller's avatar

Laughing feels good! Calling for buckets of laughterπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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Boyd's avatar

90% of America is laughing at him. Clown show has got to go.

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Michelle's avatar

As of YESTERDAY, Absolutely!🀬

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Eddie Spaghetti's avatar

Had no idea there was so much science on something lots of us have observed for yearsπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ’―πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ’―πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ’―πŸ‘πŸ»

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Danita Hamilton's avatar

He better get use to it because he is going to look worser than he already looks.🀑πŸ€₯πŸ¦§πŸ½πŸ·πŸ–

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Erik S's avatar

He’s got the thinnest skin! Orange and thin!

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Fred Sweeney's avatar

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

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Valerie Rounds-Atkinson's avatar

🎯

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Assemblywoman Debra Mazzarelli's avatar

I did not read entire thread.but I will.

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Eddie Spaghetti's avatar

Really interesting facts in thereπŸ‘πŸ»

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Oliver Markus Malloy's avatar

Thanks Eddie! I'm glad you found it interesting.

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Eddie Spaghetti's avatar

πŸ’–your cartoons too

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Oliver Markus Malloy's avatar

πŸ₯° That makes me happy!

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Assemblywoman Debra Mazzarelli's avatar

Loved this post! So true! I never realized how much I propped him up by pointing out deficiencies…I should have been prodding with jokes and laughter…you are right! You nailed it and backed up argument so well! I will try this approach because he is slowly killing me with his words and actions. For my survival I will poke fun at him! Thank you!

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Oliver Markus Malloy's avatar

Thanks Debra! I'm glad you found it useful!

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Joyce Barney's avatar

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

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