Security at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner arrests the real perpetrator.
The internet thinks the "assassination attempt" was fake as fuck. Again.
Trump just said the “shooting” is a justification for his $400 million ballroom.
How convenient. 🤔
Why did Karoline Leavitt’s husband tell Fox News to stay safe right before the shots were fired?
Why did Karoline talk about shots being fired in a pre-interview?
Why did the Secret Service move J.D Vance and leave Trump on stage?
And all the paid MAGA influencers suddenly go on a synchronized ballroom-promotion posting spree:
Look at Trump’s smirk, when the White House Correspondents’ Dinner “shooting” happens.
To me that looks like the knowing smirk of some who’s enjoying the reactions to the tacky reality TV stunt he arranged.
Why is Trump just standing there, watching instead of fleeing to safety, while Stephen Miller is using his pregnant wife as a human shield?
Look at this guy casually eating his dinner during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner “shooting.” 🤔
Is this yet another fake assassination attempt made for “reality” TV, like Butler?
Another one of Trump’s desperate attempts to get some pity and improve his horrible approval numbers?
Remember Trump’s fake DoorDash delivery reality TV stunt?
I wonder if the shooter works for DoorDash too. 🤔
I'm waiting for Trump to fake his own death, and then resurrect after 3 days, to convince us that he's Jesus.



























He’s still breathing, staged again
No argument here. I bet half of America thinks it was staged