Archive - Malloy.rocks

The royals in the Dark Ages were obscenely wealthy monsters.

We are being ruled by obscenely wealthy monsters again.

Feb 11 • Oliver Markus Malloy

We're living in a horror movie.

"Donald Trump is worse than any horror story I've written." - Stephen King

Feb 10 • Oliver Markus Malloy

Dominic Abelen was a volunteer from New Zealand, who died while defending Ukraine against Putin’s Russian hordes.

During the farewell, his brothers in arms honored him with a traditional Māori haka.

Feb 2 • Oliver Markus Malloy

1:33

January 2026

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Speak out against Trump and his ICE Gestapo before they come for you next.

Jan 12 • Oliver Markus Malloy

2:23

Violent MAGA terrorists chant "Hang Mike Pence!" during violent Capitol attack on January 6.

Most MAGA dumbfucks have no idea that any of this happened, because Fox News hides all of Trump's crimes from their totally clueless audience.

Jan 6 • Oliver Markus Malloy

3:31

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Trump is a deranged psychopath.

Jan 5 • Oliver Markus Malloy

December 2025

In their annual New Years ritual, Peruvian shamans predict that Trump will fall seriously ill in 2026.

Happy New Year 2026 🥳

Dec 31, 2025 • Oliver Markus Malloy

0:46

Trump admitted that he's a sexual predator.

Trump should be in prison, not in the White House.

Dec 25, 2025 • Oliver Markus Malloy

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Dementia Donnie's latest brain fart.

Trump is always lying. He is never not lying.

Dec 10, 2025 • Oliver Markus Malloy

I asked AI to predict the future. AI thinks we're fucked.

I asked several AIs to "extrapolate the most likely future for humanity and generate an image of that future."

Dec 9, 2025 • Oliver Markus Malloy

MAGA Evangelicals are not Christians. They're a cargo cult that imitates Christianity.

A cargo cult is a primitive jungle tribe that sees a plane and thinks it’s a god, and then builds a fake plane to worship this wooden imitation of their…

Dec 8, 2025 • Oliver Markus Malloy

11:24

Only racists and Russian trolls hate Obama.

Ask any MAGA dumbfuck why they hate Obama, and they'll reply with blatant racism or obvious Russian propaganda lies about him.

Dec 6, 2025 • Oliver Markus Malloy

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