Donald Trump has major Mike Love Syndrome. The hairline of the peevish lead singer of The Brian-Less Group d/b/a The Beach Boys began to recede alarmingly by 1962, when he was twenty-one. The eighty-four-year-old front man, like Trump—five years his junior—has never come to terms with his scalp desert. Mike chooses ball caps with the logo of schools he didn’t attend or the worst song on which he’s collaborated, “Kokomo” (1988), to cover his pate, with a T-shirt, Hawaiian print, caftan, Tom Jones jumpsuit, Maharishi robes, or tuxedo. Gold lame turbans, tweed flat caps, Bing Crosby buh-buh-buh-boos, fedoras, you name it, he’s worn it. When fifteen-year-old Ivanka gave her father a prolonged lap dance as Mike Love entertained at Mar-a-Lago, she was expressing the excitement of all teens for the forty-four-year-old five- or six-times married, bald fathers of eight or nine. Accounts vary.
Unfuckingbelievable trump and his hair. WTAF? This supposed to be the fucking president and he is complains about his hair in a fucking photo? How fucking low America has fallen is staggering
It's hard to make a moron look normal. Try again!
Donald Trump has major Mike Love Syndrome. The hairline of the peevish lead singer of The Brian-Less Group d/b/a The Beach Boys began to recede alarmingly by 1962, when he was twenty-one. The eighty-four-year-old front man, like Trump—five years his junior—has never come to terms with his scalp desert. Mike chooses ball caps with the logo of schools he didn’t attend or the worst song on which he’s collaborated, “Kokomo” (1988), to cover his pate, with a T-shirt, Hawaiian print, caftan, Tom Jones jumpsuit, Maharishi robes, or tuxedo. Gold lame turbans, tweed flat caps, Bing Crosby buh-buh-buh-boos, fedoras, you name it, he’s worn it. When fifteen-year-old Ivanka gave her father a prolonged lap dance as Mike Love entertained at Mar-a-Lago, she was expressing the excitement of all teens for the forty-four-year-old five- or six-times married, bald fathers of eight or nine. Accounts vary.
Trump asks why his picture was so bad. Does he have Clark Gable painted in his mirror?
That ear has never been within a mile of any ballistic projectile, let alone impacted by any such object.
Unfuckingbelievable trump and his hair. WTAF? This supposed to be the fucking president and he is complains about his hair in a fucking photo? How fucking low America has fallen is staggering
Trump uses all caps and small words. This post is too coherent to be from him.
Love the side by side! Really shows the difference between courage and cowardice.